Thursday, 23 June 2016

The Price of Stuff



Later today I’m heading for a burger. A patty of minced meat, layered with an array of epic toppings and placed between two soft halves of a brioche bap. Excited. The price for this delicacy? About £8 or £9, pretty standard. If I have a pint with that? About another £4.

Here cinema trips are an expensive thing these days?! In Belfast you’d now pay near £7 for a cinema ticket! £7 for two hours watching a multi-million dollar production, up on a big screen with surround sound. I mean when you compare that to the price of a burger… Erm.

I’m one of these dullards that thinks about money quite a bit, how I spend it and how I’m never really saving enough. I’ve a lot of ideas about the concept of money and value in relation to hobbies, particularly games and film. One is to do with our general perception of price and another is do with that piracy malarkey. Might not get both points splurged out in here and if I do there’s fair chance you’ll just disagree with me anyway….

Point one: Why do the majority of people have such a wide difference in value perception between food/drink and other forms of entertainment? I was guilty of it myself for years. I wouldn’t spend £40 on a new game for a long time, thinking it’s way too expensive. Yet during the same years I’d happily spend £40 on a round of triple vodkas and black aftershocks (I’m older than the Jager Bomb craze) Next morning I’d have an empty wallet, a sore head and the toilet bowl would be my favourite chair for the day. If only I’d bought that game… Multiple hours of sober, non-stomach-destroying fun. I’m still kind of guilty when it comes to the cinema. There are times when I think ‘let’s save money and wait to the cheap night,’ yet I wouldn’t think twice about blowing the same moolah on a pizza delivery. 

That’s pretty much that point done, hardly seems blog worthy now… Basically next time you look at buying a thing on Amazon and think nah it’s too expensive, consider how many hours you’ll enjoy it for compared to a pint or burger or a dress you’ll wear once (hey wife!)

Point two: It’s related. You think the cinemas too expensive and who can blame you? Just go online and you can stream it to your TV or tablet without paying a penny. Yeah here we go, my thoughts on piracy. I’m here to declare that you’re all bad people. Not really, because then you’d stop reading…. And also because I’ve probably, maybe done it before myself. Unless the authorities are reading this. It wasn’t me.

I’m just sharing and rambling. I’m a big fan of film and games and if I really want to see or play one then I want to pay for it. I do, really! If you had offered me a perfect stream of Civil War to watch at home on opening weekend, I’d have turned you down. I wanted to see that on a big screen and I want that option to stay open. These films make money of course, so there’s no feeling sorry for them but if everyone used the likes of Showbox? Well then cinemas would close down, films wouldn’t be made and I’d go on a rampage (of mildly angry tweets)

I remember reading about Scott Pilgrim, a film I really like, about how it didn’t make half as much as expected. One of the reasons cited at the time was that it’s the target audience are the sort of tech savvy folks who just downloaded it for free straight away. Imagine if those people had paid for a cinema ticket instead. The world would be completely different, I mean we’d probably have Scott Pilgrim 2…

TV’s a weird one as half the reason the big shows get downloaded is because UK folks don’t want to wait for a channel here to show it days after the US or sometimes we don’t even get them at all. Sky took an interesting move with Game of Thrones, airing at the exact same time as the US (so about 2am here) as well its traditional 9pm slot. Because who has the patience to wait till 9pm?! I want my boobies and dragons at 7.30pm damn it.

Games? Piracy seems a lot less prevalent than it was in the days of chipped PS1s. I’m fond of a bargain and pick up loads in online or store sales, but still feel a mild sense of pleasure that my money is going to the creators of something I like and hopefully that means they’ll create more. A few years ago I bought an indie title called Armillo after it dropped to less than £3. I read bits on twitter and gaming sites about how it hadn’t sold well and how this small team of developers were disappointed. I played the game, I enjoyed it and hell I actually felt bad that I had paid so little for it (admittedly not bad enough to send them more money, but the point kinda stands)

And that’s the point. Oh you missed it… Free stuff is great, but if you really like something it can be nice to spend a little on it too. Totally up to you though, no judgment here. If everyone spent like I do on music then it’d be a very quiet world (I like music obviously, just feel less passionate about supporting that industry)

Overall point: Money is a weird thing and if you really think about how you spend it, or what you view as worth spending it on then.. You’ll have done some thinking. Hurrah! I made you do that.


Tuesday, 14 June 2016

E3 2016... The Second, Even Better Half



Here we go… My third and final E3 blog for this year. Probably. The live Zelda stream is on the background but I’ll try and contain that excitement…

I’ll cover it first, but I’ll go all negative. Treehouse has been a great feature of E3 the past two years, were developers play the games and talk about them. It’s a lot harder to appreciate though when it’s your only E3 show. Whose fricking idea was it to advertise it as a Zelda showcase, beginning at 5pm and then spend from like 5.10 to 6pm showing blooming Pokemon? This is not a rhetorical question, I want to know who and I want to slap them.

Right, that’s out of the way… Zelda!!! Utterly gorgeous. It’s clearly a Zelda game but it feels like the biggest change in format since they first switched to 3D. The open world, climbing, lack of rupees or hearts in the grass… So much change. I’m hearing that there’s no towns either which I’m not so sure about, but I trust these guys to convince me. I love what I see so far and again I’ll admit my bias here, Zelda’s my number one and I was always going to love it. My most wanted game from E3 2016.

Next up: Sony PlayStation.
Wowsers. That is what an E3 press show should always be like. Game after game, little to no talking about services or sales figures, no awkward ‘would they get off the stage moments.’ Just games. Apart from the intro, a five-ish minute long orchestral performance but I loved that part too. Got the hype juices flowing.

Those games then!! God of War had a neat demo and I know the series has plenty of fans who were eager for its PS4 debut. I got more excited about the next two titles though. The Last Guardian had a lovely trailer that ended with that firm October release date. Finally! Then there was Horizon which was spectacular visually and had the sort of action RPG gameplay stuff I’d be prone too.

Virtual Reality got a segment and I’ll admit to dreading this beforehand, but they aced it. Kept it snappy and just fired a salvo of announcements and teaser trailers at you. Batman, Star Wars and that new Resident Evil all in VR. After the show you learn that a few of these are short experiences, closer to DLC length than full games but during that conference? It didn’t matter. Momentum was key.

Crash Bandicoot is coming back! Not a big new game but instead a Skylanders appearance and a trilogy remaster. Maybe not quite as exciting a reveal as Crash fans wanted but it’s more than they’ve had in a long time. Hideo Kojima of Metal Gear fame took to the stage to unveil Death Stranding which was… I’ve no idea what that was. Didn’t like the name, hadn’t a clue what it was about but it was intriguing none the less. 

Days Gone wasn’t my favourite part and a bit of a weak show closer for me. It did look good, it’s just that it’s yet another zombie game. I feel I’m the only person crying out for a Vampire killing game with ash flying everywhere, but this blog isn’t about my imagination... If zombies are a popular thing then Days Gone looks like a fun enough way to kill them.

SPIDER-MAN!!!! This trailer was amazing. Coming from Insomniac games and exclusive to PS4, this was a real highlight. It helps that I’m a Marvel geek too but the movement of Spidey through the city looks utterly brilliant to play. I am crossing everything that this gives Marvel a match for the Arkham games. 


If you can’t tell already then I freaking loved that Sony conference. Got totally swept up in it and their delivery was great. Even stuff I didn’t care for wasn’t on screen long enough to be an annoyance. Game after game pumped out and plenty of variety among it all. 

Final thoughts!!! My most wanted games from the past two days of shows… In no particular order:

Zelda. Ok that’s in order, number 1
Dishonored 2, The Last Guardian, Horizon, Spider-Man.

Plenty more I’ll play but those gave me the biggest grins and the most excitement for this hobby of mine. And sure isn’t that the point of e3? A reminder that thumbs will have plenty to keep them busy and my wallet will continually be crying at its emptiness. Bliss

Monday, 13 June 2016

E3 2016... The half-way blog



Three conferences down and we’re now half way in to the E3 media shenanigans… Here’s my coffee and sugar induced thoughts so far:

Did EA really need their own show? I was not a fan. Not that anything they showed looked bad but there was definitely a feeling that they were stretching out what little news they had. They even hinted at Star Wars games for 2018. Who fricking cares about 2018? 

TitanFall 2 and Battlefield 1 had some nifty trailers and if you’re in to shooters then I’m jealous. I’m truly rubbish at them, the guy at the bottom of every online contest. Apart from Splatoon. Back on point: They both impressed and despite not playing the genre I’d be more excited for these than the next COD.

FIFA looked like FIFA, apart from that random new story mode that had a mate asking “why does FIFA look like GTA?” Jose Mourinho showed up on stage with all the charisma and excitement of a man who really didn’t want to be there but got a nice cheque for doing so. 

Conference 2: Bethesda.
Opened with Quake, another shooter but hey it looked alright and it was a surprise at least. Announcing a Doom demo put a grin on my face as I hear great things and I’ll probably get on it after I’ve typed this malarkey. Skyrim remaster makes sense. Prey looked ok but we didn’t see gameplay.
Highlight of that show; Dishonored 2. I am all kinds of hyped about that game. Only played the first game this past Christmas but what an experience that was. The sequel looks prettier, bigger and those new powers look fun as all flippery. Excited.


Conference 3: The first of the big ones… Microsoft.
Other years I’d call it the Xbox conference but as they were keen to stress about 50 million times the future for these guys is Xbox and Windows 10 combined. Buy a game for Xbox One and you can also play on your Windows 10 PC. It’s been coming, and along with the new hardware announcements it made up the main talking point of the show. Xbox is on the road to becoming a platform, a competitor for iOS and Android rather than a box under your TV. The futures not here yet though, so for now you can choose between your Xbox One, the new S model (which is pretty sexy to be fair) or 2017s 4K/UHD/6 teraflop (I don’t know?? Games will be purdier?) Project Scorpio.

Games made up the rest of the show and I’ll just pre-warn you here that I don’t currently or have ever owned an Xbox. So there’s probably some bias…. I was bored. 

The indie real was cool and probably my favourite part. Cuphead is gorgeous, Below and Inside looked intriguing. We Happy Few looks like a good game, but it did not make for a good mid-conference demo. Maybe one of the few examples were a trailer would have been better. The same could have been said for Scalebound. Damn I was disappointed. Platinum games made some genius fast paced action titles with Bayonetta and Wonderful 101 and I assumed this would be the Xbox equivalent. That demo just looked so slow to me, shooting a bow and arrow at a giant crab monster when I just want to let fly with a sword and some fisticuffs in its ugly face. 

Dead Rising 4 looked like chaotic fun. Recore was one that I’m unsure about, with some elements of the gameplay looking fun but what little we saw along with that September release date make me fear it’s a low budget schedule filler. Sea of Thieves was another doubt raiser. I love how it looks and reminds me of Rare from the N64 days... But a big online team thingy? I’m too antisocial for that begubbins. 

Gears of War 4: I’ll get some hate for this one but that didn’t really look like a good time. Visually ace, but everything else just seemed uninventive. And what the feck was with the giant turret gun that had the aiming prowess of… well me, playing shooters online. Oh and that Minecraft bit. I caught up on Twitter during that and had to turn the volume down due to those chirpy, annoying presenters. 

Biggest fail for me though? The lack of surprises. Partly down to the leaks that started yesterday but also because maybe Microsoft shouldn’t have splurged their line up for this Christmas and 2017 at last year’s show. Too early.

Next up: The PlayStation show at 2am UK time. I’m staying awake for it this (got it spoiled last year when trying to find a stream at my breakfast) and 5pm tomorrow we have Zelda. Snacks are ready, geekiness is embraced, bring it on….